I wanna be a Programmer / Code / Designer, with an awesome webpage!
Step 1: Start learn coding (from Zero to Masterchief)
Step 2 (one week later): start to code a awesome CMS (cause it’s so easy and no cms cover’s what i need)
Step 3 (3 month’s later): switch to wordpress (cause code an awesome motherfucking CMS is not sooooo easy)
Step 4 (10 minutes later): start to code a awesome WordPressplugin that never exists before (cause it’s so easy)
Step 5 (1 Week later): ok, there are three plugins covering everything i need.
Step 6 (2 Minutes later): Paradigm Shift, now i will be an awesome Designer. Start to learn
…, NO, Start to learn Photoshop.
Step 7 (1 Month later): AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH
Step 8 (5 Minute’s later): There are some beautiful free designs as PSD, for free, on „motherfuckingtorrentpage.down“
Step 9 (2 Minutes later): Paradigm Shift, Learn HTML.
Step 10 (1 Month later): Fuck the Fucking fuck.
Delete WordPress, reinstall WordPress, reinstall 3 Plugins, install the monthly free WordPress-theme from Themeforest. Copy content from some awesome Coders all over the world. Replace the word „great“ with awesome. Spam Facebook with my new domain.
Now, i am a Programmer / Code / Designer with an awesome webpage!
Step 11 (1 year after Step 1): No money to pay domain and hosting AARRGGHH. U think: „No one can Pay your awesome knowledge“.
Step 12 (1 week later): Nothing to do, Sort out Spelling-errors in this Post